I wish women wouldn’t talk about their hot flashes in public. Do men announce when they have an itch?
My mom sent my brother with me to buy my first bra. I don’t think that’s normal.
A friend has told me her closets are her secret shame.
Every few years I crave pickle juice.
It was easy to write a gripping first paragraph and a killer ending to my novels. It was the 100,000 words in between that always stumped me.
I once sent what I thought was a private, personal email to a priest, until he used it in his sermon that Sunday.
As a kid, I wished the Smothers Brothers would adopt me so we could laugh together.
Where or where are all the missing socks???
Broccoli is one of my favorite foods, and wouldn’t ya know I’m not supposed to eat it.
I once won an answering machine contest for best female vocalist.
I believe in angels.
One time when I was so sick I thought I might die, I begged my dead parents to send me a sign of two pennies on the ground. A few days later, as I got out of my car and put my foot on the pavement, there were two pennies at my toe.